Dad and Daughter
Dream Team

Hello, wonderful followers and fans! 🎉

Welcome to what remains of the Dad and Daughter Dream Team 😢

As you may have heard, we have recently made the difficult, heartbreaking, completely voluntary, and in no way humiliating decision to retire the Dad and Daughter Dream Team brand following a scandal so catastrophically specific that most competent public-relations professionals would have advised us to simply stop talking.

Unfortunately, we can't afford public-relations professionals, and talking has always been more our thing 🤷

Under the threat of internet pressure, the "Dad" portion of our Dad and Daughter Dream Team admitted to creating an ill-advised AI pornography account involving fictionalized lookalikes inspired by his daughter (the "Daughter" portion of our Dad and Daughter Dream Team) and her best friend, which as it turns out, was less of an actual friendship and more of a parasocial relationship with a D-list celebrity, strongly and weirdly encouraged by Dad through the perfectly normal and not-at-all-concerning practice of paying hundreds of dollars for repeated meet-and-greets in order to continue gaining access and proximity to said celebrity.

Annyywayyyy, the AI account account was then linked to an equally scandalous Literotica account containing graphic depictions of dad and daughter incest, and for reasons no sane person would ever recommend emphasizing in a public statement, actual defenses of said material and practices.

Naturally, we handled this situation with the professionalism and transparency you have come to expect from us, which is to say we lied and gaslighted every step of the way 🙈

We denied things. We reworded things. We became extremely interested in technicalities. We behaved as though saying “there's no solid evidence it was us” enough times would eventually cause reality itself to become exhausted and leave us the fuck alone. At one point, we even attempted to deflect attention by staging Daughter's move-out as a heartwarming new chapter that also, completely coincidentally, created an opportunity to ask strangers on the internet for gifts.

This went about as well as you would expect 😊

Between that whole shitshow and the unnecessarily intimate vibe that has permeated a frankly impressive amount of our content (including but not limited to the documented real-life faux proposal by Dad to Daughter with a purity ring, which said proposal resulted in {actual adult} Daughter pledging her purity to both God and Dad in front of the entire internet), we have determined that a rebrand is probably what’s best at this point.

We considered simply quitting social media 😱

Unfortunately, we have already quit social media several times, and we understand that there are only so many dramatic farewell announcements a person can make before the audience begins to suspect that you are not actually leaving. And to be perfectly clear: we have absolutely no intention of leaving.

Our ultimate goal remains becoming full-time content creators, which is a professional-sounding way of saying that we would like to receive a full-time income by relying on the kindness of strangers and creepy fetish internet people to pay all of our bills so that we can live our wildest imaginable version of a luxurious lifestyle which generally consists of Topgolf and visits to Cheddar's.

Because there is clearly no end in sight for our profiteering schemes, and because it would probably be beneficial to start using our previously side-character wife/mother/third-wheel as a buffer for our strange behavior, we are thrilled to announce our exciting new identity:

GETCHELL FAMILY STORE (.org)!

And we thought about that name long and hard 👍

We feel this rebrand is the perfect opportunity to create an entirely new website, complete with all of our shitty merchandise that we will promote every possible chance we get. We will mention it in videos. We will mention it in posts. We will mention it on outdated accounts. We will mention it during unrelated conversations. We will find opportunities to bring it up where no reasonable person would have believed an opportunity existed. We simply will not shut the fuck up about all of the shitty things you can buy on our website!

Come check it out for yourself at:

And don’t worry! Even though we are officially “retiring” the Dad and Daughter Dream Team brand, we will absolutely continue keeping its name alive across numerous corners of the internet, nostalgically refer to ourselves as the “OG Dream Team” several times a week, and continue uploading occasional videos with a level of physical and emotional closeness that makes otherwise uninvolved viewers instinctively glance around the room to see whether anyone else is seeing this shit.

So, really, nothing has changed at all 😄

Please remember to check in regularly for exciting updates about the store and fleeting references to projects and goals that will soon be revised, abandoned, forgotten, or completely denied in retrospect.

We are sure you’ll love whatever is coming next! ❤️

Until then, remember to stay positive and have an amazing fucking day, losers!